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Feb 12, 2006
Clamp Calls Out
posted at 16:35 GMT by M.River in /news/mriver
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: IMPORTANT: CLAMP RELOCATION FOR FRIDAY SHOW
NEW LOCATION…NEW LOCATION…NEW LOCATION
ROCK STAR BAR (AKA LOCAL, AKA SHIPS MAST)
351 KENT AVE.
AT S. 5TH ST.
ATTENTION ALL ACTIVE-DUTY PERSONNEL:
DUE TO THE MOST-HEINOUS AND TRAITOROUS ACTIONS OF THE POSSIBLY FRENCH TOMMY’S TAVERN, WE HAVE BEEN FORCED TO BIVOUAC IN A NEW LOCATION. KNOWING THAT IF CLAMP DOES NOT PLAY THE TERRORISTS HAVE ALREADY WON, THE AMERICAN PATRIOT HEROES AT THE SHIPS MAST (AKA ROCK STAR BAR, AKA LOCAL) IN HISTORIC WILLIAMSBURG BROOKLYN HAVE OPENED THEIR HEARTS AND MINDS TO ALLOW US THE GREAT HONOR OF PLAYING IN THEIR ENCAMPMENT. ATTENDANCE IS, AS ALWAYS, MANDATORY. AS YOU ALREADY KNOW:
BERNARD GOETZ WILL PROCLAIM FROM THE HIGHEST ROOFTOPS THE NEED FOR DUTY, HONOR, AND VIGILANCE AT 2200 HOURS.
DJ TEETH WILL SLICE YOUR FACE WITH THE KNIFE’S EDGE OF THE DARKEST, SHARPEST METAL DEEP INTO THE NIGHT.
AND CLAMP WILL SHOUT THE CALL TO ACTION PROMPTLY AT 2300 HOURS OR THEREABOUTS.
IN CLOSING, KNOW THAT NO ENEMY OF THE STATE OR BAR OWNER CAN STOP THE INEVITABLE POWER OF CLAMP: THE AMERICAN ROCK AND ROLL BAND. SHOW YOUR PRIDE IN THIS GREAT NATION THIS FRIDAY NIGHT, OR BE COUNTED AMONG THOSE TOO COWARDLY TO MAKE THE ULTIMATE SACRIFICE.
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